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“What’s your plan if nobody marries you?” See Hillarious Replies From Nigerians

"It's simple, I will marry 'somebody'," a tweep replied.

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Nigerians have hilariously revealed what they would fall back on if nobody agrees to be their better half.

Their funny revelations were contained in responses to the question “What’s your plan if nobody marries you?” asked by SHELLE on Twitter.

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What’s your plan if nobody marries you?

— SHELLE (@bigbirdShelle) November 26, 2020

We bring you some of the replies.

https://twitter.com/iamscrummyy/status/1332001197084045315

I will also make sure their marriage does not last

— Ajala d Traveler✈️ (@Holuwasheyiii) November 26, 2020

Abeg, I be person spec o

— ProfTip (@ThaProfTips) November 26, 2020

https://twitter.com/realsheddyking/status/1332040845877522436

https://twitter.com/peteralaks/status/1331997655204065281

https://twitter.com/jenny02406419/status/1332092170787053568

https://twitter.com/AnieboAugustine/status/1332206161240666112

https://twitter.com/OwankingE1/status/1332206572483842049

https://twitter.com/BitcoiN__MayoR/status/1332001045829070848

Lol as far say money dey, everywhere good na

— Mo (@Bigmosey_) November 26, 2020

https://twitter.com/Mobxlah/status/1332042776490414080

As for me
Jesus will intervene

— kelly_price (@Kelechi_frances) November 26, 2020

Let’s hear from you, What’s your plan if nobody marries you? Kindly share your plans via the comment box below.

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