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“What’s your plan if nobody marries you?” See Hillarious Replies From Nigerians

"It's simple, I will marry 'somebody'," a tweep replied.

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Nigerians have hilariously revealed what they would fall back on if nobody agrees to be their better half.

Their funny revelations were contained in responses to the question “What’s your plan if nobody marries you?” asked by SHELLE on Twitter.

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What’s your plan if nobody marries you?

— SHELLE (@TomiwaShelle) November 26, 2020

We bring you some of the replies.

I got form for REV SISTER

— 🤍Scrummy 🖤 (@Auntyscrummy) November 26, 2020

I will also make sure their marriage does not last

— AjalaDTraveller | Web3 Social Traveller (@Holuwasheyiii) November 26, 2020

Abeg, I be person spec o

— 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖞 È𝖑é𝖕𝖔𝖓 𝕸è𝖋á (@DreyBossTips) November 26, 2020

https://twitter.com/realsheddyking/status/1332040845877522436

Build a wife out of silicon chips

— Peter Alakembi of Design (@peteralaks) November 26, 2020

I will make money and marry the person myself 😉

— jenny (@jenny02406419) November 26, 2020

😂 😂
All the women are saying make money make money

So it's when nobody marries you that's when you will start making money 😏😏

— Austine 😎 (@Austine_ugoo1) November 27, 2020

Simple I will marry somebody 😂

— kiNg OwAn (@OwankingE1) November 27, 2020

https://twitter.com/BitcoiN__MayoR/status/1332001045829070848

Lol as far say money dey, everywhere good na

— MoVibez 🦅 ❤️ (@Bigmosey_) November 26, 2020

Why would nobody want to marry me?

— Bxb👑 (@Mobxlah) November 26, 2020

As for me
Jesus will intervene

— kelly_price (@Kelechi_frances) November 26, 2020

Let’s hear from you, What’s your plan if nobody marries you? Kindly share your plans via the comment box below.

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